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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 05:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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So they tried

No way

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

As a Chinese, what disgusts you about the Chinese society today?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Just Forget it!

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

How did China develop DeepSeek with less than 50 million USD when Trump is saying we need billions?

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

—

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do I want to suck cock tonight?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

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